The weekend just been – in 10 points

Mon, Mar 31, 2008 | 

D. Dallas

Gigs, News

  1. There IS a Jonah Takalua quote for every situation
  2. Team Dirty unfairly disqualified from a Palmerston North pub quiz after final round, when all mathematical accounts suggest a first place finish. The hate is strong.
  3. All Bar 3 – Worst shot ever. Ask Wadams.
  4. “Mind if i roll a spliff ?” – Bulletproof
  5. Welli show packed out. Census says Wellington women are actually dece.
  6. “I just saw Ali Williams outside. Went up to him and rode on his back, while you just sat in here like a homo” – Random guy talking to me in McDonalds.
  7. The Highlanders are the funniest team in the Super 14.
  8. “Hello Brooklyn” makes shit fall off the walls in the Thai Restaurant next door to our Napier venue whilst we are dining there.
  9. Dubstep = songs that sound like a car battery dying.
  10. “SORRY” – ask PNC.

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9 Comments For This Post

  1. | gem | Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    Hahahaha… Yeh Puck Off is pretty versatile…

    You got your period or what Miss?

  2. wadams Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    So-ri! ^_^

  3. SlickVanXL Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    11. Women robbing you at gun point is sexy.

    *draws gun*

    *stiffy*

  4. Deena Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    ^^^

    :L:L

    Sounds like the Tour is interesting..

  5. D. Dallas Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    LMAO

  6. Scrooge Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    I never daaarch his f**ken d**k

  7. MAGIC GEL Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    what goes on tour stays on tour

  8. Leah Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 am

    12. …(question 5) … hahaaaa … so the rest of the nation has image isues to deal with … choice 1

  9. State of Mind Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    13. Don’t get the scrambled eggs in Napier.

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